am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real
"whats cooking good looking"
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
it’s because… it’s an adjective… …
you will be stupid
you are stupid
you were stupid
i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between